There was a writing contest at these forums that I entered. Or, it wasn't so much a writing contest as it was an idea contest. We were supposed to submit our ideas of what their next game should be about and such. The ideas couldn't be any less than 2 paragraphs long. I typed up about 14 pages of how their next game should be about ninjas with swords and breadsticks.
I know that's like the dumbest idea of all time, it's like dumber than the dumbest, and I know that. But I just typed it up because I got bored and it seemed like a good idea at the time.
So I typed it up and sent it in, and a few days later, I realized I WON THE CONTEST! And the GRAND PRIZE IS $1,500!!

YES!!!!!!

By the way, I'm just kidding, you all SUCK.